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Ask me anything   I'm Jesse, bleh blah and blee, thats basically me

aureat:

"my parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat"

aureat:

"my parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat"

(via paralacking)

— 3 hours ago with 44074 notes

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via can-you-say-drum-corps)

— 3 hours ago with 380838 notes

inimicaldolly:

generalivan:

princeaspartame:

eerieeriquitecontreeri:

dinosaursmooching:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

hiphopfightssnacks:

wait what i don’t get it

Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol

I actually hate her

are you fucking kidding me

beginning to dislike her more and more

she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??

but wow what a bitch

And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.

This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.

Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”

So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.

Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog. 

(Source: stevemcqueened, via thiscorpsofbrothers)

— 3 hours ago with 467975 notes

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

(Source: cremebuns, via b3zilla)

— 4 hours ago with 405782 notes

I’m unreasonably upset right now And nothing has gone wrong. What even is this

— 6 hours ago with 1 note
#personal 

barebackinq:

rosaparking:

Ok but realistically if dobby was to finger my ass i wouldn’t feel it cause he has really skinny fingers so unless he use like 2 or 3 fingers it would feel like 1 finger fucking my ass i want it to feel nice

image

(via livelikewwolves)

— 16 hours ago with 270 notes
#what did i just read 

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

(via grxunded)

— 16 hours ago with 206883 notes

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

(via nowhere-in-between)

— 21 hours ago with 230272 notes

comedy-con-couture:

WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME

(Source: territorialcreep, via livelikewwolves)

— 21 hours ago with 106242 notes
"Eyes. Those damn eyes
fucked me
forever."
Charles Bukowski, The Days Run Away Like Wild Horses. (via crowmantic)

(via nowhere-in-between)

— 21 hours ago with 1138 notes

breakfastburritoe:

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

(via athoughtlessrhythm)

— 1 day ago with 29234 notes
#story of my life 

I hate being the one who texts first all the time, I feel like a bother but want to talk

— 1 day ago
#personal